At Satoshi Coinery, we don’t mine Bitcoin—we handcraft it in gleaming golden splendor, fresh off the fantastical foundry floor.
Come for the coins, stay for the charisma.
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We smelt, press, polish, and whisper sweet Satoshisms to each coin. Each piece is unique.
Some hum softly.
A few glow in the moonlight.
One bit us back.
Meet the Coinsmiths
From Horace, our head metallurgist who speaks fluent blockchain, to Bubbles the quality assurance parrot—our team is a beautiful symphony of mad talent.
Tours & Tinkering
Yes, You Can Visit. No, You Can’t Live Here.
